Stepfather

A man that brainwashed your mother, gold digs her through the whole marriage, even as far as knocking you off her inheritance, makes your real dad broke, shits on your real dad by using his child support for whatever the fuck he wants or to screw over his ex in a lawsuit, constantly brags about how all you kids should feel humbled because he puts you on his insurance even though it was first your mom’s, but he convinces your mom to put him at the top of everything because the husband comes first, and then he treats your mom like shit and manipulates her, and your mom is so in love with him (gets dick) that she doesn’t defend you who is just a constant reminder of her ex and threatens to kick you out because of him and or will always deny your feelings or views even if it is because you do not like her being disrespected by him. He will say he is tough on her because he loves her and the mom buys it because she is 50 something and is desperate for sex. So stepfather yeah an asshole who fucks your mom and fucks your life.

Kid at school: Yo man why you walking around with holes in your pants?
Stepkid: because, my mom is giving my child support to my stepfather to fund his lawsuit with his ex.
Kid: oh shit no wonder kids always hate the stepfather.
Stepkid: Yeah my mom is literally a retarded nympho. Now he wants to throw me out.

by Thatbratovertheresharon July 15, 2020

Stepfather

An egotistical, sycophantic, asshole that said he is a recovering alcoholic and drug user, and a complete control freak that always dishes out threats that his ass can't pay. He is responsible for the many metal and physical damages that my mother has suffered in this fucking state.

Mom: it's because of you I'm going to lose my kid after I just got them back.

Stepfather: it's not my fault that those fucking pricks left you and its your fault that I'm leaving too I'll send for my shit you bitch! !

by Marine1963grandson June 24, 2014

steakwatered

a really seggsy person who is married to another seggsy person and has a tiktok account for the hottest man alive, Michael Fassbender. is extremely funny and h word.

“steakwatered is the leader of the fassys”

by tpwkyoufookinloosah June 5, 2021

Twelve-Stepfather

A person who has graduated from the 12 Step AA program, but who still exhibits all the other characteristics of an Alcoholic (but worse). These "Alpa-Male" wannabes generally show signs of massive ego, the mastery of all the World's knowledge, and the need for self-promotion. They generally come across as very gracious, but only help others that they think can return the favor many times over. They should be avoided at all costs.

As time went on, we began to realize that Todd was actually a Twelve-Stepfather to the group.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Stepfather

A man, sometimes with the best of intentions, who falls in love with and marries a woman with children. Someone that everyone gangs up on and that will never belong even if he treats everyone very well. Step-fathers-mothers-brothers-sisters aren't necessarily "wicked" because of their behavior, but are because of the nature of the situation. Some stepfathers are messed up, but some aren't and are mistreated by the majority of the household. Years of hurt sometimes surface as anger and everything falls apart. Unfortunately, divorce is necessary in some cases.

Stepfathers aren't all bad.

by marriage is outdated July 22, 2009

Stepultery

Doing fake and stupid looking moves to trick your fitness device to add steps.

Utsav got a smack in the head from his girl friend for the continuous acts of stepultery he was performing.

by jaskaran_18_year_old September 6, 2018

Steater

The word is an abbreviated term for plate stealer. Originated in Sydney’s foodie community, the word steater is commonly used as insult to other foodies who steal people’s food without permission.

“Stop being such a steater”

“Be careful, Mym’s a steater”

by J-Dawgs September 24, 2019