Donnie Stevenson

Cocaine

Had some Donnie Stevenson last weekend and hit two dingers.

by Diesel Donnie May 3, 2021

Stevenson

simply means 'the best sex you'll ever have'. If you meet someone with the name Stevenson and you play your cards right....wow...lucky you!

Stevenson = ooooOOOO

by michhan01 December 8, 2010

Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.

Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!

by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009

marc stephenson

The hottest, most amazing person ever. However, once you get to know him you'll soon find out his massive collection of bearded dragon porn and his unending desire to pound his students heads into pulp.

That nigga looks like a marc stephenson, I wouldn't trust him...

by Ike Stephenson January 31, 2020

Stephenson

Stephenson is a prophet of the universe. He was sent to the mortal world to lead people into battle against the angels. He is unbeaten and has a striking resemblance to a young Matt Damon. Women hang off his dick, leaving a trail of poon in his wake. He was the cause of the 40 day flood mentioned in the bible. He always wins.

Stephenson Wins.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick has had a smile on her face all day"
Guy 2: "She probably got with Stephenson"

by JasonBourne7 October 15, 2013

Steventon

A Steventon is generally someone who commands vast amounts of respect. This is a term used to generalize someone who can relate to either being super awesome, incredibly cool or super awesome. Oh wait mentioned that one already.

Look at that Steventon over there scrapping with his beezy on thiz in the bay!

by thuglife101 March 17, 2009

Stephenson gargoyle

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.

"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."

by b_b_OK August 23, 2020