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donald sterling effect

popularized by comments made by the Los Angeles Clipper's owner (of the same name), these are remarks or thoughts one may have in private, or between close friends/significant others, that if ever made public would result in negative reactions
guy 1: "I was looking through this girl's pictures on Facebook and came across pictures of when she was in high school. Is it wrong for me to think sexually about those pictures?"

guy 2: "That's that Donald Sterling Effect. Just don't let anyone find out and you're good."
by BatmanZoe April 28, 2014
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Steering Wheel Holder

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.
This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.
by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019
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Steepling

When you touch tips and then, while continuing to touch tips, you also touch balls.
Pierre and Rick locked eyes as they touched tips, and grinned while moving towards steepling.
by Jimmy Jizzle July 27, 2019
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Sterling VA

Sterling VA is a town in Northern Virginia between Ashburn and Great Falls. It is divided in two by the highway, Route 7.

On the south side of Route 7 is Sterling Park: an old neighbourhood with old people. There are also immigrants, fat white people, and Bob Ross. Local government claims there is gang activity here. However, the only "gangs" are actually white kids that spray MS13 tags on fences.

On the north side is Cascades: a clone of Ashburn. Residents of Cascades will never tell you they live in Sterling, as that may associate them with Sterling Park. Instead, they invented the imaginary town of "Potomac Falls" in an attempt to fool you into thinking they live in Great Falls. Smack in between the McMansions of Cascades is Sugarland Run, the poorest part of Loudoun County. To keep the poor, brown residents of Sugarland separate from the rest of Cascades, developers put Sugarland in the same zip code as Sterling Park despite being nowhere near Sterling Park.
Man from Cascades: "Legendary painter Bob Ross lived here?" "Is that your best example of why Sterling Park is cool"

Man from Sterling Park: *sighs* "Yes....."
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Girl in Lowes Island: "I don't want play laser tag in Sterling Park, it's so ghettoooooo"

Guy in Ashburn: "Why are you hating on Sterling Park? Your neighbours next-door in Sugarland Run are way sketchier!"
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---author annoyed great falls resident says it the best---
Man - "Where do you live?"

Lowes Islander "I live in Potomac Falls"

Man - "Oh! I like Sterling, that's a nice area"

Lowes Islander - (annoyed) "Nooo, Potomac Falls"

Man - "Bitch, you live in Sterling VA!" "Get over yourself!"
by White Guy on a Bike June 29, 2010
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Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.
I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.
by virtualMe January 31, 2009
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Steelying

Effortlessly and unflappably winning at life, in all areas at once, to a degree where you gain a god-like omnipotence, and others are drawn to you like you have your own orbit of awesomeness. More spiritually intuned people can sometimes 'see' awesomeness radiate from Steelying people- like the halo of light surrounding the Virgin Mary. Or like Jupiter's rings- but made of rainbows and unicorn dust.
Bro 1: "How was yo day, bro?"

Bro 2: "Well dawg, I was just walkin to your house, when James Cameron came up to me, and was like 'I want YOU to be the star of my new 3D blockbuster "AVATARTANIC"', and then this hot bitch was all like 'that's hot- let's fuck right now', and so we did, and I was so good she insisted on paying me a million dollars out of gratitude, THEN this fucking Velociraptor like fucking came out of NO-WHERE, so I was like like 'yo errbody just CHILL', and I just bitch-slapped that Raptor back to the Dino-age....so you know, just another day"
Bro 1: "Dude fo reelz, Steelying as always"
by zoeleacomicsans March 25, 2011
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Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils
by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019
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