Mason-Dixon seam

The seam in the middle of boxers that gets caught in between a males junk and inner thigh, usualy resulting in an irritation or some discomfort.

Two guys on treadmills:
guy1: agh, I'm getting a real Mason-Dixon seam.
guy2: yea I hear that man.
guy1: I think I'm gonna go settle this civil war style.
guy2: yea I'll prob be there soon but um, my balls have yet to succed from the union.

by Robie D. March 21, 2008

Seam

Seam is an old Furry who locked up rabies jester

Many people ship seam with jevil

DID I MENTION HES A FURRY

Also he’s in a game called deltarune but that’s not important

“Bro I don’t even know how to draw seam”

“Seam is a fucking furry change my mind”

by Coolske February 1, 2019

Ball Seam

The vertical seam between your balls that often turns purple during cold weather.

Man, it's so damn cold out here that my ball seam is bigger than my schlong!

by Samuel L. Bronkowitz September 28, 2007

Seam-Scratch

When you are too lazy to pull up your jean or sweatpant leg, so you just use the stitching of the pant leg to scratch an itch.

Pat: No! These long-johns don't have any stitching! I'll never be able to Seam-Scratch again!

by Jimmer LEz February 14, 2012

seam

The gooch,the grundle, that seam between your ballsac and asshole, the one that if it wasn't there you'd fall apart because it holds you together.

nasty!!! there was hair on the girls seam that I fingured last night!!!

by Chester June 3, 2004

Scrotal Seam

The seam that holds your scrotum together...duh

i will bite your scrotal seam open

by Sackattackfromtheback September 16, 2010

fuzzy seam

The area of skin between the scrotum and the anus (male) or the vaginal opening and the anus (female) having which the abundance of hair and underwear lint of which usually causes chafing resulting in a pink, sore, shiny, and fuzzy mess.

After my soccer game, I straddled the mirror on my bathroom floor and gave my fuzzy seam a once over with the three-finger swipe. -Smell THAT!

by Doug JNeal October 4, 2006