Stakeholder

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021

Phone Stack

A game that takes place usually over a meal or any social gathering in an attempt to get everyone to actually interact with each other as opposed to being glued to their smartphone screens. The rules are as followed.

Everyone in the group must give up their phones and place them in a pile, stacking them on top of one another. The goal is to then see who can go the longest without their device. Then, whoever caves first, must suffer the consequences of whatever punishment was decided on prior to the stacking. Say you are at a restaurant. Everyone would stack their phones in the middle of the table. It is agreed upon amongst the participants that whoever grabs their phone first must pay the bill.

Person A - "We're playing Phone Stack!"
(Everyone's phones are put in a stack in the middle of the table)
Person A - "Whoever grabs their phone first has to pay the bill!"
*Several minutes pass, and Person B's phone goes off, and he/she grabs their phone*
Person C - "Hah! You lost! You're payin' up!"
Person B - "****!"

Video Example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvugLZE0DFk

by vsms? March 19, 2013

chip stackin'

To acquire large sums of cash and putting your bundles of cash in stacks.

I made so much money at the Walgreens after I got paid I was chip stackin'

by Kanye15 July 7, 2016

doom stack

A phrase commonly used in strategy games ESP in Civilisation, Europa Universallis where the player creates a massive army of units (typically infantry) and places them all on one tile/ one army and moves them all at once. Used to overpower enemies with quantity rather than quality, often in the doom stacks favour.

"It took me a while but I managed to take Berlin with my 60 swordsman doomstack"

Spain thought it could mess around with me. Little did they know I had a 250K doom stack of infantry to crush them"

by Fedoraman69 February 26, 2015

quasi-stalk

To almost but not really stalk someone.

The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.

by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011

fat stack

A huge wad of money, usually 100's and 50's, carried around by ballers, drug dealers, or rich ass bastards

Mann, I jus made a huge deal, and check out my fat stack I got from it

by M Beezy July 16, 2008

stack sats

The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the smallest fraction of a Bitcoin that can currently be sent.

The term "stack sats" emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.

Go forth and stack some mf sats.

what time is it?? time to stack sats!

by bitcoinjesus June 21, 2019