cum stain stan

The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.

your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia

his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)

you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

Savina

A Savina is a beautiful girl that gets all the best guys. Everyone wants to be around her positive, badass energy. Savinas are also known to be very superstitious. A Savina is also caring for everyone, and can't hold grudges for long.

Person 1: "Hey yo, did you see that beautiful girl at the party?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! That girl is a regular Savina!"

by KIKO! November 18, 2019

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Daylight savings time

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

Stalinium

A metal forged by Stalin through the process of refining his blood through the combination of sweat of the gulag workers and Vodka. A metal only the true followers of stalin know. Many germans feared this metal for its supreme luck and ability to reflect anything that would hit it.

German soldier: Das Stalinium its too op! Gaijin pls nerf .

by Communism Online October 19, 2017

Stain On Society

A morbid piece of shit with no regard for anybody but themselves.

That STAIN ON SOCIETY ignited a massive forest fire after flicking a cigarette out the window of his lifted truck STRAIGHT into some bushes! ALL while driving hammered and blasting ICP on the stereo!!

by Lab Bat Man November 15, 2012

trump stain

a trump stain is a stain you make from throwing that pen, drink, dinner, etc. across the room after hearing him speak on the news.

"man that trump stain on your carpet is going to be hard to clean off!"
"sorry i cant hang out today i have to finish cleaning up this trump stain on my wall"

by nootmetoot November 14, 2017