To update a person's status on a social networking site without their knowledge. Usually done while the person has left their phone or computer unattended.
Combines the words status & hijack.
The word was invented by my friend Meredith after her son Carson had updated her facebook status, yet again, to make fun of his sister Cassidy while Meredith was out of the room.
Combines the words status & hijack.
The word was invented by my friend Meredith after her son Carson had updated her facebook status, yet again, to make fun of his sister Cassidy while Meredith was out of the room.
Meredith returned from the kitchen to find Carson had statjacked her facebook profile, again. It now read "Carson is the BEST!!!! He's my favorite child."
by LakotaGirl September 4, 2010
Get the statjack mug.A play of Warcrack, which was a term given to Wow because it was extremely addictive. Same goes with StarCraft. And when Blizzard releases a WoS (or GoS for Galaxy of StarCraft), people will refer to it as Starcrack. Besides it fits SC.
Slash: Hey look, those guys are playing StarCraft.
Torch: You mean Starcrack. Look at those low lifes play their strip hermione granger games. Do they really have to look at porn even while playing SC?
Slash: Hey, she's hot.
Torch: I never knew you were into snobby British girls.
Torch: You mean Starcrack. Look at those low lifes play their strip hermione granger games. Do they really have to look at porn even while playing SC?
Slash: Hey, she's hot.
Torch: I never knew you were into snobby British girls.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006
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When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.
"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."
Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."
Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"
by fb statjacker October 9, 2009
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Get the StatTrak™ Red mug.I had to swattract Bob while at the party last night because he was looking at some blonde with huge boobs instead of paying attention to me.
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