Stasty

Something that is awesome looking or cool

Damn boi, that bicycle kick was STASTY

by MysticMack September 19, 2016

Statey

A state trooper

I was doing 153 mph past a statey and he didn’t go after me

by 廾几卞尺呂尺乍乍几 March 12, 2022

Statty Light

Alcohol fuel statutory rape. Play on the name "Natty Light"

"hey man, I'm going to a party tonight that should be pretty wild"

"Okay, but no Statty Light"

by harita October 29, 2011

Statsify

Once in a MILLENIUM Hypixel and Minecraft stat bot (for gamers). Worked on by THE BEST DEVELOPERS in the biosphere (they're pretty good) Some would say they are infamous for their sexy bodies and dazzling smiles as well as their ability in the bedroom. (Many women). If you don't have Statsify in your discord server, delete yourself. Thanks.

Jake: Have you heard of Statsify?

Connor: No, what is it?

Jake: Well I know it's better than Statpixel

Connor: Yup.

by GoogleSites (Statpixel Inc.) October 5, 2020

Stassy

A girl named Stacey who has a nice ass thus the word Stassy is created.

That girl Stassy has a nice ass!

by H-zee November 13, 2009

pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

stats

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004