Fresno Stating

When a sports team gives its fans hope only to blow it by shooting itself in the foot season after season, sport after sport.

Jim- “We look great this game. We should win this!”

Bob- “Don’t get too excited. They’ll end up Fresno Stating”

by Fresno49er November 6, 2018

blank stairing man

the most horrifying thing in exsistance, the one true thing that haunts all our dreams, and only the blank stairing man knows just the amount of torture he can bring, filling up the whole r/wilbur soot subreddit!

friend 1 Hey, let's check out the r/wilbursoot subreddit!

friend 2 good idea!

the subreddit *blank stairing man*

both friends die in sync

by soggy bean April 10, 2020

social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

Stationing

Euphemism for masturbation. Refers to private use of one's masturbation station (i.e. bedroom, bathroom, or computer room).

I accidentally walked in on him while he was stationing it up.

by Clames August 14, 2009

stancing

A combination of a stance and dancing, in which a person plants their feet in a pose and proceeds to dance rhythmically without moving their feet.

Let's have a stance off.

Rachel: Yo did you see how hard Rebekah rocked that stancing?
Sarah: I wish I could stance as great as she does.

by pagodasplan August 7, 2015