StaticClunge

The art of staying close if not static to clunge.
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by StaticClunge November 8, 2020

staticat

When a cat has so much static electricity that it is time to wipe it down with a dryer sheet.

The staticat electrified the air when I was petting it

by Mamamia731 January 1, 2026

Grandpa staticballs

A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa

"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"

by The viking May 26, 2014