statecation

spending vacation around the home state

My family and I enjoyed our statecation and discovered beatuiful and amazing things around the state.

by This Guy V2G October 30, 2010

seatmate

A word kulp uses to describe two people who are sharing the same seat.

At the Who concert, district and I were seatmates.

by cout August 28, 2014

Starmate

A partner who when the soul dies and the earth crumbles will still be yours as long as the universe exists. Your connection is greater than anything worldly. The universe designed you in likeness to exist together.

My starmate will always be in my heart no matter our earthly circumstances.

by Lane ends December 6, 2016

Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.

"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"

by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010

stalemate

1. An event in chess where one side is not checkmated on their turn, yet cannot make any moves that would not put their king into peril. This supposedly results in a draw, making it a strategic thing to shoot for if one is hopelessly losing.

2. An event that includes, but is not limited to war, games, and war games, in which neither side participating gains a major advantage or victory over the other for some time. In games, stalemates are usually not permanent, as it often forces one side to use up all their resources, finally giving way to a victory for the one that managed slightly more carefully.

1. It looked as if he was going to make a dominating win, but his opponent managed a clever stalemate. Better than a full out loss.

2. The Starcraft game dragged on for 2 hours, until Bob ran out of ore but Tom still had a resource base going. It was just a matter of time from there.

by Kenthar February 28, 2004

stalemate

When your friend happens to be a slice of bread and you leave him out in the air for too long.

Person 1:"Dude, you've got a stalemate"
Person 2:*Cries*

by Lissiebeth February 28, 2007