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by iitrevor72 March 30, 2009

Staver

A word used in the Scottish Highlands to describe a long and drawn out drinking session.

"Aye, that wis a some staver ah wis on! Ma heed's burstin the noo" or "Friday's jist roon the corner, ah'm goin on a staver this weekend"

by Johnny30 July 6, 2007

Stasher

One who is very enthusiastic and open about masturbation. Before the emergence and vast prevalence of high speed networking and "the cloud" one would acquire over the course of a lifetime a vast collection of porn or "stash". In the united states communities around college campuses formed with the focus of trading pornography with the common interest of maximizing the size of ones "stash". Peer to Peer file sharing within dorms was often used as a distribution pipeline as internet speeds were often times limited. The members of these communities became known as "stashers". Often times groups of these "stashers" are made up of the stereotypical white suburban raised "bros". The act of "stashing" or "hitting the stash" is another term for pleasuring ones self. "Stashers" are often proud of how much they stash.

Nick - "Have you hit the stash today?"
Joe - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"

Nick - "Hey man, have you met Josh? He's a total stasher."
Joe - "Nice man! He will fit right in with our group. Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "

Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joe - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."

by ChillBro July 27, 2014

three-stager

Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.

After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.

by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011

Stuser

A stupid-loser. In example, someone who is being stubborn and will never let you be right. EVER. They are stupid, and they are a loser. Therefore, a stuser.

"Gosh, Tim, You're such a STUSER"

by Kassy McN and Wendy Batt May 15, 2008

Statertot

An intellectual toddler who licks government boots. A sycophantic suckup brown noser kneeler of the highest order. Someone who thinks law is morality. Someone who isn't brave enough to personally load you into the boxcars, but who would gladly rat you out to their beloved authorities.

"I think we're all getting tired of these left statertot vs right statertot popularity contests aka elections."

by Ironborn October 1, 2019

under-stater

A conspiracy theorist who dwells in the "under-state" or the unseen world of conspiracies and other political scandals. The understater makes claims about the government intervening in the people's lives and also in foreign affairs.

I didn't realize that Fred was an under-stater makes sense to me now!

by Mr. Robotron June 8, 2017