3 definitions by Johnny30

vomiting toadstool

With the similar shape of a thin stemmed mushroom and rounded head, the vomiting toadstool is
literally, an erect penis ejaculating semen.

"That porn star's penis looks just like a vomiting toadstool!"

by Johnny30 February 18, 2009

Staver

A word used in the Scottish Highlands to describe a long and drawn out drinking session.

"Aye, that wis a some staver ah wis on! Ma heed's burstin the noo" or "Friday's jist roon the corner, ah'm goin on a staver this weekend"

by Johnny30 June 7, 2007

Alcohoover

A person who goes down to the pub with their friends carrying no money on them and lets everyone else buy them drinks.
This person will then mysteriously disappear when its their turn to buy a round!

"That Andy is such a fuckin' alcohoover - he hasn't bought a drink all night!"

by Johnny30 February 19, 2009