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startarded

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"
"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."
by angry mafia May 5, 2009
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Starstrile

A very cool person who has a hot face
You're a Starstrile
by Steeeeple August 15, 2023
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starstruck

when you are so madly in love with a superstar that you even make them a fake myspace and put yourself as their top friend and have "them" post personal comments on your page
people are so starstruck over adam brody they have about a hundred myspaces pretending to be him
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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Skarstarved

Any person who is suffering from an addiction to any of the Skarsgard family of Sweden; most commonly in reference to Alexander Skarsgard (lead roles in Generation Kill & True Blood from HBO, as well as many Swedish productions); aka as a 6'4" Scandinavian lord of beauty and hot-ass talent. Can be seen in 2010 & 2011 in such films as 'Beyond the Pole', '13', and a remake of 'Straw Dogs', as well as his continued role on the adult hit series, True Blood, opposite Oscar winner, Anna Panquin.
Those that suffer from being Skarstarved (typically while he's on seasonal hiatus, or working on a project) long for him & suffer extreme withdrawal, that include dizziness, nocturnal emissions, and involuntary, spontaneous salvation at the mention of the name, or by random fan photos. Those that are afflicted are typically harmless, though they may over-engage in conversations regarding the career of said Skarsgard, which typically becomes a form of rambling. While informative, they are obsessed & should seek medical attention, or the nearest possible Skarsgard for a cure. Many of the Skarstarved simply pursue such knowledge for the betterment and world-wide advancement of the Skarsgard carrier, with eternal hope that their beloved will come to shine throughout the world.
"I am so Skarstarved, I cannot wait until June 13th! Last night I had the best dream of my life! Honestly, I could molest a tree today! I think I may need professional help."
by DawnLaurene April 16, 2010
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startard

When a person is star struck by someone famous and finds that their tongue and mind are tied for words, so they just blurb something out.
Walking along 9th Avenue I overheard a voice I recognized. It was Mark Indelicato (Justin) from 'Ugly Betty'. I had a startard moment. All I could say was, "Mark! Dude. You're so awesome. Thank you." He smiled and said thanks.
by Bobby Whispers April 28, 2010
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Starstrucked

When you see a celebrity in person and you get really excited/shocked. You kind get an adrenaline rush!!
Nina saw David Hasselhoff yesterday, she was starstrucked!
by Catlover_1337 August 30, 2013
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startard

One who is retarded at ordering at Starbucks.
That person is a startard.
by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008
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