counter starfish

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.

Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."

by lemonkoala November 3, 2013

streesh bag

A person who uses cocaine and/or has no idea what is going on. Almost everyone in Stoney Creek, Ontario. Also pronounced streej bag.

Ken and the DA are streesh bags.

by Streesh Bag March 7, 2007

starfish surprise

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.

"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".

by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012

Starfish

Someone, (usually a female), who just lays there, unmoving, as they are getting fucked.

She had such a smoking hot body, but sadly she was a starfish.

by CooknRide October 11, 2016

Starfish Puffing

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Lobotomized Starfish

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.

He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 1, 2022

starfish salad

the act of licking someone in the starfish shaped poohole. Also known as salad tossing or analingus

After a long day of work, Bates was greeted by a lovely starfish salad from his buddy Gage.

by Drty Dee October 16, 2010