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Savage Starchild

A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.

While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge

This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"

"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."

"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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Starchy

Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.
Cory is a starchy ass bitch.
by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016
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Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!
by Big Chimper July 7, 2003
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Starchild demigod

1. An ET demigod from another planet or dimension.

2. A demigod with an extraterrestrial god as a parent.
'The starchild demigod was sent by their divine parent to incarnate from another planet as a human, upon Earth, on a quest to advance humanity, in order to gain godhood or immortality.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 13, 2022
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Starchild

1. A divine being who has incarnated from the stars, another planet or a higher dimension...

OR...

2. A human with a human and extraterrestrial (E.T.) parent or recent E.T. ancestry...

...AND has incarnated as a human, upon the Earth, on a divine mission to advance humanity (spiritually or intellectually).

3. A nickname for a starseed.

4. A starchild demigod (Note: All starchild demigods are starchildren, but not all starchildren are demigods).
e.g 1: 'Some say that the ancient Greek scholars were so ahead of their time that each of them must have been a Olympian star child.'

e.g. 2: 'Some say that the eyes of a starchild glow white like the stars, whenever they are angry or using their powers and that their blood is made of liquid starlight, on the metaphysical level.'

(Please read my definition of 'starchild demigod' for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 5, 2022
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Starchild demigod

1. A demigod from another planet or among the stars.

2. A demigod from a higher-dimension (ie. interdimensional demigod).

3. A demigod with a god and mortal extraterrestrial as a parent.

4. A demigod with a mortal and extraterrestrial god as a parent.

5. A demigod from Earth with recent extraterrestrial ancestry (ie. earthling starchild demigod).

Overall, a starchild demigod is basically a semi-divine being that has a recent extraterrestrial origin.
e.g: 'An ET god from another planet fell in love with a beautiful mortal, on Earth and she gave birth to a starchild demigod.'

(Please read my definition of earthling demigod for comparison).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 9, 2022
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starched and cleaned

Starched and Cleaned is only used when u are ironin' ur clothes and u put heavy starch spray in to look so clean and straight. It could be Jeans, Shirt or Suit.
Every time i got out da crib, i gotta look Starched and Cleaned.

I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood
by Screwmatic June 16, 2008
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