Starbuckless

A morning without Starbucks coffee, tea or pastries

Fall Break at a university and the on-campus Starbucks is closed! Staff and faculty leave the Student Union unhappy and empty handed. They, not by choice, are starting their day--Starbuckless!

by university dweller October 20, 2009

stardunkle

the massive fiery shit after a great night of Dong Fong.

"Oh, man, I just had a nasty stardunkle."

"Must've had Dong Fong."

by CDT Dong Fizzle April 11, 2005

Starbucked

The action when your Starbucks coffee spontaneously spurts out of the drinking hole onto your hand and down your clothing.

Bought an americano and as I walked along the street I was unexpectedly starbucked!

by urban decorator October 29, 2009

starbuckles

When one buckles over from "have to poop right now" cramps after drinking Starbucks coffee. See also buckle.

I have to go right now - I've got crazy Starbuckles.

by #Kiwi# December 12, 2008

Struncle

A straight uncle. Oppose to a normal uncle otherwise known as a guncle or gay uncle.

Wow, ever since my partner and I adopted our new cat, our straight roommate has been since an attentive struncle.

by Sriracha Maple February 5, 2019

starbucked

After the sex the girl totally relaxes all muscles and pisses all the Starbucks coffee she drank all over you and the bed.

I had sex with this girl and after cumming she totally relaxed all muscles in her body and she Starbucked me.

by Stan Kennedy November 29, 2007

Starbuckle

When a person is unable to resist spending $5.00 for a cup of coffee.

Mark is too lazy to brew his own mug, he will just starbuckle instead.

by Datsmywerd June 8, 2016