Stupid stapler

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

Stapled

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida

Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."

by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean April 6, 2010

Staple

A place or point of reference that is frequently visited and enjoyed by a specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to" hangout.

Based off the money and time she has spent at Ulta over the years as well as the amount of redeemable award points she has accumulated on her loyalty card,, it's clear that Ulta is definitely a staple in her shopping routine

by Mama D December 1, 2016

Staple's Bathroom

the Staples by your school in which you use their bathroom to participate in illegal things such as smoking drinking or sex.

2:20 schools out time for the staple's bathroom!

by electricmonkey08 April 13, 2009

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

stabplenders

A group chat of a british family who make jokes and send memes with each other

someone: damn i wish me and my family had a stabplenders group chat
someone else: heheh i already have one

someone: awww so lucky

by example of a handle... February 18, 2019