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stallone's law

Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.

This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."

Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005
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Stanton

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.
No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.
by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014
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A pile of ugly meat, with veins of tangy mayo, and a thin skin of sweaty, pinkish cheese is drawn tightly over it all.

Invented by Brad Neely.
Do you even know what the stallone cut is, lil' dawg?
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stankonia

the place from where all funky thangs come
see track one on Outkast's "Stankonia"
by aesop rock October 26, 2003
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Standon

The epitomy of relationships; an ideal status, in which the participants are in a most loving relationship; simply Perfect

Modern Professors in English and traced the roots to a single perfect union between two lover, Brandon and Stephanie
Awww you guys are almost as cute as Standon... NOt quite... but getting there

You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Stephanie?

You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Brandon?
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Stallone

A catholic redemption story about a bullied, weak and fragile boy with a weird mother; who grew up, buffed up (steroids), and made shit films that were excessively violent to vent the fustrations of his heavy past.
Angry boy: "I'm so mad I could just do a Stallone.
by Tels Mibsons December 31, 2010
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sylvester stallone

Great actor, has done some great movies in his time such as the Rocky series, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man and who could forget Rambo, those are just some of his movies. Although a good actor he seems to be shrinking, don't ask me I just tell it like it is. Birth complications, caused by forceps, resulted in paralysis of the lower left side of his face, manifested by a perennial snarl and slurred speech. Most noticeable when he is yelling.
Sylvester Stallone is a good actor but I have no fucking clue why he was in spy kids 3.
by Oz January 17, 2005
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