A skinny ass jew loving muslim who loves to sit in back of the class wanking off to chicken, nugget, midget, gay porn. No one knows how stanleys are made but they are accounted for eminem thinking hes a rap god due to there retarded obsession towards him.
by mac the peadophile August 19, 2018
by juan hancock May 29, 2009
the product of dropping a jolly rancher into a public toilet, re-wrapping it and giving it to someone
by scharddin September 14, 2020
The infamous Employee 427 in Unnamed Office. Stanley never abides to the Narrator's wishes, resulting in his banishment to the Serious Room.
Stanley, this is me being serious, in fact, this is my Serious Room. It's where I come to be serious.
by SpeedStriker243 March 11, 2018
Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley
by littlesomthingfromallofUS<3 June 27, 2010
The kind of guy to use misogyny and racism as a cover for his secretly sweet personality and massive penis. He will steal your girl, and your guy too. Has no game.
by Digley July 11, 2021