Stank bank

The mental collection of all of the smells you've ever smelled.

I know that smell, it's in my stank bank.

by SunnyDeaux July 7, 2024

blank spank

Jerking off despite knowing the well is dry.

It was officially a blank spank by round three.

by spicollii September 2, 2013

blank spank

Jerking it for not one partcular person.

Woke up with a stiffy so I gave myself a blank spank.

by timthepigman October 30, 2010

skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

Spank bank

1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection

1."yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "yeah, that's going in the spank bank"

by rich, happy, soul-less, robot January 26, 2004

Spank Bankruptcy

The exceedingly rare state of having an overdrawn account at one's local spank bank. Such a tragedy can be caused by making constant withdrawals without the foresight to make any deposits. This state is usually temporary as the realization that one's account is overdrawn is immediate and there is abundant material ripe for deposit on the interwebs.

'I heard Orren had a mean case of "Spank Bankruptcy" the other day.'

"Oh yeah? What happened?"

"I think he was taken aback at first but I'm sure he just browsed the grade 9 section of the yearbook a bit and got right back on the horse"

"Attaboy O-Dog"

by Grumbleweeds September 26, 2011

Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..

I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.

by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016