Stink Badger

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole

Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.

by Wolfballz July 24, 2025

spank the badger

To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse

R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.

by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009

StangBanger

A group or a single individual that Attends Bishop Stang in Dartmouth MA

"Look at that kid over there he goes to Stang, He is such a StangBanger

by ORRGoalie2012 November 19, 2010

skankbanger

A generally underestimated male who is far tougher than he receives credit for, for Two reasons. One of which can be understood by looking into his memoir of Skanks portfolio, and the other must be left to the individual to understand for themselves if they choose to go there.

Watch yourself and your bitch around that fuckin Skankbanger bro, he’ll hit You and IT weather your watching or not, if you come at him sideways.
Also known to bring horrific mental & physical agony upon anyone that cross’s that line.

by Vendetta Fist February 9, 2019

Stangbanger

A mustang or group of mustangs ( stangbangers)that gather in north america. Usually refers to relatively modern mustangs and their owners as some can be arrogant and narcissistic when gathering or in the wild. Usually they have pimped out stangs .

I saw a stangbang at McDonald's last night.. Their stangbangers were riced out and they were jammin to 80's rock.

by Tony Spagoni August 20, 2020