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Twitter stan

one of the most problematic people you will meet in your life. They will argue with anyone that says one bad thing about their stan so don't get on their bad side.
by yeahimfine June 18, 2020
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Stan LOONA

A popular phrase used by twitter gays under every popular tweet encouraging readers to stan Korean girl group LOONA. It is often accompanied by a video clip of their songs “Girl Front” or “Eclipse”, although it is not always exclusively these two.
Original Poster: “I broke my foot today :(“
Twitter Gay: “Maybe if you stanned loona you wouldn’t have broke your foot” *includes clip of Kim Lip’s Eclipse*
Original poster: “Do I know you?”
Twitter Gay: “Stan LOONA”
by loonanator May 9, 2018
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Twitter stan

Someone who "cancels" you for making a mistake in grammar, and worships their crappy boy band K-pop group BTS.
John: whats your favorite color?
Kyle: white
John: It's a shade idiot
Kyle: I domt care
John: LOLLL DID YOU JUST SAY "domt" IM GONNA LITERALLY CANCEL YOU FOR THAT XDDDDD ENJOY UR LIFE WHILE IT LASTS K-POP HATER
Kyle: Don't you have to be worshiping boy bands somewhere else?
John: *demonic cancel sounds*
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Twitter stans are annoying
by gauxapen March 9, 2021
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Sebastian Stan

Romanian-American actor, most known for the following films: Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Captain America: Civil War, Infinity War, I Tonya, The Martian, etc. As of 2018, he is 35 years old, 6 foot tall, and a cinnamon roll.
by awnyee June 6, 2018
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Sanfu

1. A multi-purpose, ultra-compact motorized utility vehicle, engineered for service functions and customer/member transportation on and around resort, country club and golf course properties.

2. A late 1980's hyper-modified, ungoverned, all terrain archetype vessel of symbolic freedom, hijinks and calamitous mischief, principally maintained, operated, carefully supervised and controlled by outside service staff members at Arrowhead Country Club.

Infamous for the following celebrated capers and stunts:
"Legend of the Rizer" - the tribal tale of the reticent and ambitious bagboy who once jumped the Sanfu 50+ feet off a random, unevenly tamped pile of construction refuse pitched at ~30 degree incline to the cheers, jeers and warnings of hopeful/concerned bagboy onlookers.

"The Hunger Run" - adapted for a swift and spontaneous remediation of early morning hunger pains, the Sanfu accelerator governance restrictor was intentionally removed to ensure optimal travel time to and from ABCO to acquire pop tarts and cinnamon toast.

"Orchard Wars" - A labyrinth where intrigue, uncertainty, aboriginal migrants, nourishment and adolescent debauchery culminate in the fulfilling experience of using the Sanfu as an agile motorized lance, navigating and enabling ripened/unripened citrus projectiles to be launched efficiently and with high accuracy at Dave, Rob, Matt, Nick, Mike, Korky, Giles, Kevin, Jim, Laramie, Derek, BK, Berardi, Scooter, and the never to be forgotten Nate.
"Dude, Rizer opened up the throttle on the Sanfu, drove around the curb and launched the Sanfu 50 feet over that ridge!"

"Hey Kevin, let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who will take the Sanfu to ABCO to get breakfast"

"Did you see how Matt leaned out of the side of the Sanfu and hurled a grapefruit with pinpoint accuracy into Dave's back, causing him to launch out of the cart, into a pile of dirt?"
by Charitable Disguise November 24, 2019
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Stan Lee

The greatest motherfucker to ever live. He was the creator of all our childhood heros and the teams they belonged to. Rest in peace my nibba
"Did you hear about Infinity War 2?"
"No because Stan Lee just fucking died and now the movie's gunna be garbo w/o the cut scenes."
by Dijontrump5678 November 12, 2018
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Sebastian Stan

to fail at putting makeup on... aka: Winter Soldiering

Also... that damn dapper, sexy actor who kind of looks like that guy you know
Pauline! I was trying to do a cat eye/smokey eye and I went and Sebastian Stanned my face. Pinterest tutorials suck.

Sebastian Stan's hair is like sailing on dark waters. You don't know whats underneath, but you just want to grab it and hold on.
by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015
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