Stalkward

The sensation of awkwardness that ensues upon running into an individual several times in the course of the day, without intending to, leading to the conclusion by the other party that you are stalking them.

1. "I hadn't seen Amy in weeks, and today I ran into her six times! It was stalkward, man!"

2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"

by cavecanem January 27, 2010

stalwart gambit

A maneuver in which one friend makes a sacrifice and talks to the ugly girls while the other friend leaves the group, creates an exit strategy, and finally rescues the first friend.

Dude, we pulled off a nice stalwart gambit last night. When you ran ahead, got pizza for both of us, and we left those girls waiting in line, I was amazed.

by MT and JM March 10, 2009

Jean stallard

very dramatic; a lovely friend; hilarious

Jean Stallard
lovely
funny

extra

by Jean Stallard February 4, 2019

stallmate

A play on the original word "stalemate", when two strangers are trying to poop in a public bathroom and cannot continue because the risk of humiliation. It starts when someone enters an empty bathroom and starts to defecate, then while in the middle of performing this action someone else walks in with the same goal in mind.

I thought i found and empty bathroom to poop in, only to be caught in a stallmate.

by Demko8181 October 22, 2010

Stillwater Mummy

After a girl poops, the guy wraps his penis in toilet paper. He then has anal sex with her. Doing this, he is in turn, wiping for her.

Dude, I totally gave her a Stillwater Mummy. That's right! You can call me a modified poop stick.

by benjamin jammers April 29, 2010

Stalkworthy

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.

Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.

by James November 1, 2004

Stalkward

A word describing someone who awkwardly knows information about people they haven't met or don't know personally; someone who stalks people they "know of" and declares this information awkwardly to them.

Person 1: Hey, you know my cousin's wife's best friend's nephew's neighbor don't you?
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.

by bomchicabowwow September 7, 2010