Stallone 

Nonchalant reference to a booger that is hanging (sometimes for dear life) from your nostril, ie. a cliffhanger. A good way to let someone know indirectly that they've got a booger hanging on, without everyone around you knowing what you're referencing.

"Man, you've got a Stallone hanging from your nose", or if you are in mixed company "Hey man, you've got a Stallone".

Stallone by ErinBear April 6, 2009

stallone 

to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.

Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.

stallone by norftown702 January 22, 2009

Stallone 

A humble person with an extremely good heart . He's a person you'd fall in love immediately because of his extraordinary character and personality. He's a great friend and a supportive person.

He's flaw is that he's not so good at interactions.
He should listen to his heart more often and shouldn't hold back his feelings.

Stallone is good looking.

Stallone by Jednnnnnna November 22, 2021

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)

I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.

Stallone Cuts by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011

Stallone's Law 

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.

Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."

Stallone's Law by Dr, No. April 17, 2010

stallone's law 

Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.

This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.

Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."

Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."

stallone's law by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005

stallone cut 

A pile of ugly meat, with veins of tangy mayo, and a thin skin of sweaty, pinkish cheese is drawn tightly over it all.

Invented by Brad Neely.

Do you even know what the stallone cut is, lil' dawg?

stallone cut by iMax_ January 8, 2009