stalkward 

adj. describes the silence that ensues when you say something that let's your stalkee know you've been stalking them.

Dude, you're not even facebook friends, you shouldn't know that about her.

I know. That was stalkward.

stalkward by gt6driver October 25, 2012

stalkward 

a combination of the words "stalk" and "awkward", used to describe a person that is strangely and inexplicably informed/knowledgeable of another person's activities; also used to describe situations in which you could conclude that you were being followed/watched but probably not, and so it is just awkward.

"Oh man, how did he know that I went to Richmond yesterday? I haven't seen him in three months! That is so stalkward."

"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."

stalkward by iamlit May 14, 2009

stalkward 

(adj.) an awkward situation caused by running into someone that quite possibly is stalking you

Woah, dude. How did she know that we were going to be here? Wasn't that stalkward?

stalkward by jicky98 January 17, 2009

Stalkward 

When someone is stalking you very awkwardly. This can be via facebook, twitter, flickr, or even someone literally following you.

"Oh my god, this cringy guy keeps talking to me, its just so stalkward!"

"Stalkward turtle."

"I can't help being stalkward, you are just so hot!"

Stalkward by gaga_eljayne_monster13 November 7, 2011

stalkward 

To awkwardly stalk someone.

"Hey! Isn't that the guy who was siting behind us on the bus yesterday?"
"Ah, stalkward."
or
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."

stalkward by Miss KTrain March 31, 2009

Stalkward 

Awkward situation when it become obvious to someone else you have been stalking them on social media.

It was totally stalkward when I asked the new girl at work about the party she went to this weekend that I only knew about because I stalked her on facebook.

Stalkward by crpetemv January 8, 2016

Stalkward 

When you accidentally double-tap or like a photo on social media that is deep in their catalog because you were stalking their photos online.

Dude, I accidentally double-tapped one on of Katie's photos when I was looking at her IG the other night. So stalkward.

Stalkward by blackhawk350z August 19, 2017