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Stalkavation

(Gerund form - Stalkavating)
The process of digging out the immature posts and updates of a person years back on the internet and sharing it to the world by giving a rebirth to it by commenting or sharing. The person who carries out this process is called a Stalkavator.

--> When Stalkavation happens very common around the globe at the same time. It's a called a Stalkvacalypse.

--> Common Stalkavators are assholes, retards and broken hearts.
-->Erradication of Stalkavation is possible, once examinations for the Stalkavators begin. Or you shall Stalkavate them back. It'll usually stop them. But if you do so, you become one Stalkavator too. This is why it's so infectious.
"Man, why these motherfuckers commenting on my birthday photos which I uploaded 4 years ago?"
"Well, same here, stalkavators everywhere out there man."
"This is too much, why is EVERYONE doing it?!"
"Swag, Yolo, Stalkavacalypse".

Stalkavation for the destruction.
by Free-D December 26, 2013
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stalkamoose

Do you want to stalkamoose
by wereeatingdonutballs February 8, 2014
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stalkalysis

When a stalker begins to analyze you in the hope that either;

a) you will realize that the stalker understands you more than anyone else and therefore you should submit, and/ or

b) the stalker will discover some justification for your disinterest and dismissal that has nothing to do with the character or attractiveness of the stalker. You of course must be privy to this so that you understand that the stalker is in fact more attractive and intelligent than you.
"Spare me the stalkalysis."

"He won't take a no, he won't take a never, now he is stalkalyzing me!."

Example of stalkalysis:

"..now I understand a little bit more about depression, the reasons for you pushing me away are clearer.."

or

"..but now I can see that your previous relationships are preventing you from accepting happiness. You should stop this self- sabotage before.."
by chloefz January 14, 2010
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stalkability

The degree to which a person's information is easily accessible on the internet.
His name is so unique, he has a ridiculously high stalkability factor.
by stalkable January 5, 2011
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Stalkholm Syndrome

Somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as "Stockholm Syndrome" coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in Stockholm, Sweden, except, in cases of "Stalkholm Syndrome" the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.
Josh: "What's wrong?"
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."

Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.
by C. Giles August 11, 2009
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Stalkarazzi

noun. - 1. a person who follows anyone around with their camera and start taking pictures.
2. a stalking paparazzi.

3. a psyco ex-boyfriend or boyfriend who has nothing better to do but just follows you around.
Verb. - 1. stalking and taking pictures at the same time.
example 1. My psyco ex-boyfriend is a stalkarazzi.

example 2. I am going to call the cops on your stalkarrazzi ass.

stalker, paparazzi
by Masina Leota February 22, 2009
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Stalkafacebookatism

when a random guy/girl comments on a photo/status of you with in a creeper like fashion.
Random Guy/Girl: That shirt makes you look sexy, and i love the picture on your wall behind you.

You: I DONT KNOW YOU

Friend: that is a classic case of Stalkafacebookatism.
by sayitandmeanit September 4, 2012
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