long dick style

Long dick style is a form of having intercourse in which you use an overly enlarged male penis. (Mandingo like)

OMG I heard Tyrone only uses long dick style

by caelooo June 28, 2015

The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 25, 2015

open-dick style

when a male pulls out his penis and urinates in plain sight.

guy 1: "the bar is too crowded for me to make it to the bathroom. you think i could go open-dick style by the jukebox?"
guy 2: "good idea. i think i'll join you."

by cromag cousin July 25, 2007

Anti-Dick Stage

Also known as post-dick stage, the stage of life that every female enters into after she completes her pre-dick stage. A woman enters anti-dick stage after she’s been burned by several bad boys, knocked-up, contracted a VD, accumulated financial debt, lost her youthful good looks, or all of the above. Anti-dick females have a pessimistic attitude towards men, often displaying gender-neutral behavior not unlike militant feminists. Women in anti-dick stage also often have a strong sense of entitlement; that, despite the excesses of their pre-dick stage, they think that they still deserve some nice, hard-working man to come in and clean up their mess: enter Mr Nice Guy. This is where the nice guy finally gets some action, but by the time girls reach anti-dick stage they are damaged goods. Anti-dick women desire a nice guy so they can have someone to pay their bills, take care of their kids and be their crying shoulder. This may even be a guy that she previously rejected while in pre-dick stage because he wasn’t bad boy enough. All of this is easier said than done since nice guys are usually too shy to ask her out (or may not be interested in a washed-up girl in the first place). Since females have been conditioned to always blame nice guys for all their problems, an anti-dick woman complains a lot about why the men she wants do not approach her when it’s clear that her pre-dick stage behavior is what caused all this hullabaloo in the first place.

Melissa rejected Josh a few years ago because he was too nice and she was going through her pro-dick stage. Now she’s pregnant and in anti-dick stage, so she is pursuing Josh to be a daddy for her kid!

by truerebel August 4, 2010

Dick Stable

noun, plural -bles,

1.
Anatomy, Zoology .
a.
the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals. Compare oviduct.
b.
a sheathlike part or organ.
2.
Botany . the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.

3.
Just another word for vagina.

HNIC505 would like to visit your mom's dick stable.

Or
Your mom's dick stable has seen many stallions.

by hnic505 January 5, 2012

Chillin' huge dick style

1) being so cool and nonchalant that it gives the impression you have a huge wang.
2) sitting with friends, laying back, relaxing without a care in the world and verbally abuse other people.
3) to be chillin' a g-funk

me: hey dawg, what's good?
Him: not much. just chillin' huge dick style.
me:...what?
him: sometime i chill like a b1tch sometimes!

by straight outta lindy rob November 2, 2010

Long-Dick-Style

going in deep with a big dick

He went down on her long-dick-style to give her the pleasure she wanted

by GeraldIsHappy April 14, 2020