slackstracted

When you are not paying attention in a work meeting because you're distracted by Slack messages you've received, are reading, or responding to.

"Can we double-click on what you just said because I was Slackstracted and didn't hear?"

by webproductowner October 4, 2021

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spacktardaloid

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

by RowlandRat November 10, 2009

Stickytard

A piece of poop that is large, solid, and sticks to the side of the toilet. Very hard to flush.

Man, I had to flush the toilet like 10 times to get that stickytard to flush.

by KomodoStorm July 10, 2012

snackatarian

someone who only consumes snacks duh

"yo my homie frank is going vegetarian"
"nah mate he's snackatarian you noosh"
"innit fam"

by ponkertron2000 June 24, 2018

Snacksturbating

Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.

Dude, I just had the worst snacksturbating session ever, even though I swore I'd quit last time

by ChugMaster September 22, 2009