stachenvy

stachenvy - (noun) a. A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possession of a moustache. b. The object of such feeling.

"Dude, have you seen Nic's new pornstache? I have major stachenvy."

by cupcakesesq December 2, 2007

Staching

the practice of placing mustaches on items in public places.

"see that mannequin over there, I'm gonna stache it"
"let's go staching in this shop"

by themysteriousstache December 16, 2013

Stchonked

Super Stoned. Choned. Baked

Dude I am so stchonked right now

by Bad petrol June 24, 2019

Cross Staching

When two guys with mustaches consensually kiss

Bro I was cross staching Craig last night

by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022

stachowiak

sensitive yet rugged

That stachowiak kid is so sweet.

by karolyn saenz September 8, 2010

stacionella

n. a personality disorder with symptoms of fluctuating characteristics, such as productivity and/or weight, indecisiveness, mood swings, and a state of either wishfulness or deep regret

Her inconsistency in the extreme and it's life hindering side affects had her diagnosed with stacionella.

by Stacy April 16, 2006

stacion

Stacion is usually a huge fuck boy who when he reaches the age will jizz in his mouth.

Damn that kid is retarded, bet his name is stacion.

by Fujcbvkkj251gkyq January 6, 2017