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Get the smurple mug.The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.
YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.
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1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.
3. Purple as a result of slurping.
1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.
3. Purple as a result of slurping.
"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."
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