skurglerer

someone that sucks there own cum out of the ass of there partner using a straw

that sick fucker skurgled her ass all night long until his straw blocked that dude really is a skurglerer

by badmatt69 April 26, 2009

squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.

Babe want to try squrtle tonight

by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022

Spurgle

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.

The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.

by jcm65 July 27, 2010

Surgleyfonk

The feeling you get when you wake up with a hangover, including a headache, blurred vision and a furry tongue, and suddenly realise that you have a family lunch in half an hour.

Urgh, my head. Bleaugh, my tongue. Oh no, It's today!

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005

surgleyfonk

The hard little bits of fluff inside your sneakers.

I should vacuum my sneakers. These surgleyfonks always hurt my toes.

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005

Squigler

A complete and total fucking worm or a dumb stupid fucking idiot.

Usually a snowflake.

That squigler is lazier than a cut dog ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

Squaglez

a line that is on my cousins left toe that is infected in grape juice with musterd and a hint of rat fur

Whats that SQUAGLEZ on your toe?

OR
What are you doing in my SQUAGLEZ peppa?

by YourMomsPole February 7, 2020