Squinch

Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo

Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?

by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

squnch

A double cheek pinch or two handed face smush followed by a serious and heartfelt hug.

Rebekah loves to squnch the kids.

by Dan Quan January 26, 2007

squanch

The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.

1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)

by 50CABBAGES January 5, 2016

squinch

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

Squanch

As defined in Rick and Morty S02E10: "Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand."

Squanchy: Rick Sachez! You psycho bag of squanch!
Squanchy: And you must be Beth, Ensquanche!

by BallFondlers69 April 6, 2020