sqump

WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend

Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him

by Rob April 9, 2005

squopher

This word orgianted because once a squirrle and a gopher cross-breaded making a squopher. THe offspring of this cross-breading had half the body of a squirrle and half the body of a gopher, and its penis's were combined to. So it had half a squirrle penis and half a gopher penis. It also has twice the magical power

wow look at the SQuoPHEr

by brian February 3, 2005

Scumphished

Pronounced scum - fish'd

The feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close.

I need to get out of these clothes because I'm scumphised.

When I go shopping in the winter I need to wear a coat to get there but because of the heating in the shops I soon feel scumphished.

by HappyJ February 3, 2012

Squmps

Food or munchies (squmps)

We be squmpin, you got the squmps?

by CloutTrout September 18, 2018

Stumphead

A person who is both unskillful and stupid.

"Matt is such a fucking stumphead."

by Abragore January 23, 2019

Slumph

A group of geezers.

I watched the retirement parade safely from the balcony as another wandering slumph meandered by reeking of mentholatum, cigars and talcum powder.

by Notageezer August 20, 2020

Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021