squishment

to almost do away with, or almost put an end to. Quite similar to the word "squashment," just not rising to the same level of severity.

The investigative reporter, by getting pinned to the gate while filming the drug lord's van enter the compound, was lucky she only suffered a little squishment when the driver stopped in the nick of time when she screamed, then backing up...another two or three feet or so, and that reporter would have been yet another example of squashment.

by jaxmeov November 2, 2009

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

by dark sunshine March 8, 2009

Dream Squisher

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others

I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011

soft squishing

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishmellow

The softest thin ever made that is sold at walgreens

Squishmellows are the best thing ever but one now at your local walgreens( this is not sponsored)

by Naynayfriend January 12, 2018

Squishmallow

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

by anonymous April 10, 2021