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Squish That Cat

Squish that cat
All you need to know
Is to
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
And you just gently squish 'em.
That's not comfortable for the cat
Or, that safe to be honest with you

You can just throw a towel on the cat
And squish 'em with a towel,
Or you can do this scooper upper thing
Football carry just like that
Butt in your hand
And you SQUISH em tight to your body
You know, SQUISH them against your body.

And there we go, we just made friends
With this wonderful lil' cat.
Look at that face
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Squishing is your best friend
When you're dealing with a cat.
You just lean over, squish them nice and tight,
Then again, I'm SQUISHING them into myself
We always squish that cat.
Person 1: Do you prefer to squish that cat with a towel, or by giving them a lil' football carry?
Person 2: I prefer to squish my cat with a towel! How about you?
Person 1: I enjoy giving my cat a lil' football carry.
Person 2: Wow, I love meeting people with different preferences! Thank you for politely joining me in this 100% natural and non-scripted conversation!
Person 1: You're welcome, it was a pleasure analyzing different methods of squishing a cat with you!
by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife March 13, 2023
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Squish

Someone who is absolutely amazing to you in every way. You smile whenever they walk into a room, look at you, or when their name pops up on your phone. You want to be important to them. A squish comes with a lot of the same feelings as a crush but without the physical part. You just really want to be around them all the time and almost feel like you can't be without them. They would make a perfect cuddle buddy too.
1. Person 1:I love him so much, I want to be with him right now

Person 2: Why don't you go out with him?

Person 1: He's my squish, its not like that

2. I wish I could hug my squish all day every day
by Gingerrrrrrr January 11, 2014
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cold squish

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "
by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013
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chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
by the chofessional March 4, 2010
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Squish bug

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap
I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.
by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015
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Squish

A squish is a "platonic crush" of sorts that is often experienced by aromantic individuals though alloromantics can get squishes,too .

Essentially,a squish is a feeling of intense admiration,respect, and almost familial love that's similar to a crush,but just minus the romantic/sexual parts of a crush.It often comes as a feeling of, "You're such a great person!I want to be your best bud forever."

Sometimes,people will become queer-platonic partners with their squish - this is often quite a nice arrangement for the person,as they can have a deep relationship with their squish that isn't inherently romantic.
Person 1 : Man,can you believe Winter has a squish on them?

Person 2: Really?Man, I can't wait until they become qpps!
by the youngest of doggos March 23, 2017
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Keyhole squish

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.
That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish
by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017
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