Louisiana squirt gun

When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.

Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the ol’ Louisiana Squirt Gun!

by Louisianalovin July 27, 2020

Jelly squirt gun

When a girl is on her period and squeezes her stomach

“I’m a human jelly squirt gun after that hug you gave me!”

by Period jelly September 5, 2022

Squirt Gun Fight

When there is an orgy happening and the guys ejaculate onto the girls.

Boys vs Girls, Squirt vs Cum

Boy yells: I finished them 3 left.

Squirt Gun fight.

by Cum Gunner April 13, 2021

Broken Squirt Gun

Its when you put Duct Tape around your cock and piss hole and then Violently Masturbate so that when you climax your Cum has nowhere to go, like a Broken Squirt Gun,(Squirt Guns would always jam up with water)

Dude, I'm so bored you wanna go outside and play with Broken Squirt Guns.

by Flying Purple People July 19, 2009

Armenian Squirt Gun

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.

Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.

by KhaosArkAngel August 2, 2016

Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.

I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.

by Kerplah July 8, 2014

Squirt Gun Fight

A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.

"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."

by shartstain March 30, 2015