Squirm sesh

How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg

General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh

by Victoria 2 player February 23, 2022

Squilf

The unofficial nickname of a character from the popular Warriors series, Squirrelflight. This is not an official nickname for her and was affectionately given to her by the Warriors fandom.

Person 1: “What’s your favorite Warriors character? Mine’s Squilf.”
Person 2: “Who is Squilf...?”
Person 1: “Oh, it’s Squirrelflight. Squilf is her nickname.”

by Giraffe the Unknown April 2, 2021

squifter

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

by Vinter May 1, 2008

squirff

A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.

"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."

by Travis Dean December 2, 2007

Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010

Squiffoid

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!

by loulahoula May 26, 2013

squirm party

n. An event where you are invited by a mutual friend of someone you don't care for (for whatever reason), but accept the invite and attend just because you know the person you don't care for will be there and you want to make them squirm.

Yeah, I got invited by my ex's friend to their house. It's going to be a total squirm party. And I'm going to look hot.

by ggelatine November 11, 2009