Squint

To Masterbate

Can be used as an insult.

Harry:"yo Tom just checked out your sisters facebook pics, might have a squint"

Tom:"Thats foul, watch some porn or something"

Harry:"Mate too late, i just squinted everywhere!"

Matt:" Piss of you faggot"

Jacko:" I didn't do anything, whats wrong?"

Matt:" sorry im just really stressed"

Jacko: "Have a squint"

Davey:"your hair looks shit"

Alex: "fuck of you little squint"

by Harrykent Jackdogga November 3, 2012

Squint

A derogatory term for Orientals. They look like they're always squinting. Possible reasons for evolutionary development include squinting to see they're tiny penises and breasts. And when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, they were flying eastward into the sun, so their eyes directly contributed to the deaths of 1400 Americans.

Anthony (Oriental): Shut your Shylock-ass mouth.

Kevin (Caucasian): Shut up, squint!

by SpicyKB October 23, 2008

squint

Another word to describe what your anus looks like: An eye squinting.

That ginger haired guy must have a ginger squint.
Show us your squint.

by hamlae September 16, 2009

squint

A drinking game that involves sticking coins (quarters, dimes, nickels, pennies) in the crack of your butt. The object of the game is to walk 10 - 100 feet to shot glass without releasing the coin(s) from your ass, and then deposit the coin(s) in the glass without using your hands.

Every Thanksgiving my family gets plastered and holds a drinking game triathalon. The final and most challenging event is squint

by dafjsdlfj*****dfjdasljflasjf May 27, 2006

squint

The level one is at after getting lank fucked, usually off booze and bong, and is struggling to keep his eyes from squinting.

"Fuck bru, last night we got so fucked and after that joint I was squinting so hard. But you were also lank squint bru.

by Rob Michaels May 16, 2006

Squint

A fan of the American TV-show Bones.
Plural squints

Person1: I hear you like Bones
Person2: yeah I'm a squint

by That other girl May 19, 2017

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 30, 2019