Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 6, 2020

Squided

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.

Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!

by KragothTBD June 7, 2014

Squiddy

Squiddy can be used in different circumstances. One can take it as both offence or compliment. To be squiddy is either dished out on tentacles to your worst enemy or as a friend, meaning awesome or squidilicous

Zack: "I think you're squiddy"
Jason: T h a n k s

by MyDadsCondomBroke May 11, 2020

Squido Mc Bishi

The bee's knees..the cats meow.. a dreamboat.. a real humdinger ringer... A Squido is the bestest friend, boyfriend, lover, husband anyone can ask for! He is super sweet, cute, funny, and loving and will do anything for his woman. He is nearly hairless so it is like hugging a sexy smooth-ass land dolphin, but with luscious hair on the top of his head that is styled to magnificence. His eyes are incredibly enchanting and will send you into a hypnotic state with your heart-aflutter. The eyebrows are irresistibly charming as well. The Squido keeps a youthful appearance on the outside and he is young at heart, but with an old soul..ergo, he is the epitome of perfection. He has a perky dick that seems like it is smiling at you every time you see it. He barely sleeps and is kinda absent-minded, but this can all be overlooked because Squido is just an all-around super mega awesome dude and he's amazing in the sack.

I had the most excellent time last night with my Squido Mc Bishi.. he makes my vagina drool. 🤤

by HunterSMontana010921 July 26, 2021

squiddy

quite possible the coolest person on the entire planet, he owns ko

by squiddy June 28, 2003

Squiddy

The opposite of pinky, when a person is behaving like a squid, constantly being slimy to the point where you refer to them as a squiddy, especially with emphasis.

Who was the person that knocked over my favorite dab rig? Squiddyyyyyyyy

by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021

Squidditch

The act of playing Quidditch but when you're a squid.

Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.

by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010