Skip to main content

squiggle winker

NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)

ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic
Hey, squiggle winker - come over here

Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god
by zooknookie July 19, 2019
mugGet the squiggle winker mug.

Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.
by Border January 10, 2019
mugGet the Cock Squiggler mug.
Related Words

Electric squiggle

When two erect men rub their socks on the carpet then touch penises to create an electric zap. ⚡️
Have you ever tried the electric squiggle? It’s awesome!!
by The real doodlebob June 21, 2021
mugGet the Electric squiggle mug.

Squiddles

Squiddles was a popular television show for kids and was aired in the 1990's. Except for the fact that it was popular with the small children it was soon canceled. It is rare to find merchandise or games from the show, but some fans still have the toys from when they were children.
''Wow this reminds me of Squiddles! I had forgot about this show. Ah nostalgia.''
''Why can't I find the episodes, I wish I had taped my favorite episode on VHS''
by LC the Awesome June 22, 2013
mugGet the Squiddles mug.

Squiddles

The name of a television show aired in the 2000s. After ratings suddenly dropped it was cancelled, but the underground fandom lives on to this day.
OMG! Squiddles! Was the the best show ever!
by I'm the real June 20, 2013
mugGet the Squiddles mug.

squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.
"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."
by The Love Physician August 3, 2012
mugGet the squiddlefish mug.

Squigglet

"Look at that tiny worm"
"That's a squigglet, man!"
by AlgernonIsMySpiritAnimal December 26, 2016
mugGet the Squigglet mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email