Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

squiblings

The Squiblings are four siblings that are awesome, squishy and fucking odd. They all have completely different personalities individually but when they are together, their in sync amazingness can be mistaken for one almighty being. The Squiblings use their own secret language to communicate feelings that the English language has no words for.

Person A: "Look at those four squishy siblings having the good times over there."

Person B: "I can't understand a thing they are saying."

Person A: "No one ever does or ever will. They are the Squiblings"

Person B: "Ok."

by Floobpoob November 1, 2017

squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.

I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.

by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009

squidwinkle

An exclamation, like "HOLY SHIT!"
Used to alert someone of a coming misfortune.

Person 1: "Hey man! Squidwinkle!"
Person 2: "Wow, dude, thanks! I almost didn't see that car!"

by Max & Will (although Tom made it up) December 1, 2004

squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

by grimola October 5, 2011

squidding

to deposite one's ejaculate in a public place.

'Laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym'

by looceefir August 8, 2008

Squidinkcookieoncrack

TikTok roleplay account of squid ink cookie from cookie run, don't talk shit about things they like or you die.

“Squidinkcookieoncrack murdered my entire family”

by AcidRain72 September 7, 2021