squench

Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.

"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."

by P.U. Willy January 28, 2014

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While I'm sure the above one is true, it is also the act of massaging a cock hotdog style with your ass cheeks

see the tokyo shuffle

We were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough

by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006

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Me and my best friend shoutout to Hannah b made this word when talking about a fart story

It’s where you are holding in a fart so your squenching

I was squenching my bum

by Squencher January 15, 2021

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To alter my face in a position of disgust or frustration

I saw a bug running across the floor, I killed it but it made my face squench up. Yuck!

by The original Queen Bee September 08, 2019

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1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach

1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.

by Wexnexler April 13, 2018

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