by Boswell August 27, 2006
You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile
by BoogiePants September 05, 2008
"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021
When the priest saw that some kids slashed his tires he screamed "You got to be fucking kidding me." I guess they really did squeeze a fuck out of him.
by PulpFictionFan94 February 26, 2017
The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.
Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.
by Frempt November 25, 2009
by JT Dollarsign July 18, 2006
A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.
“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling”
by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020