Chica-Ma-Squeez

The act of producing a false noise or other strange obscenity.

That makes no sense, this table is hard like a table, CHICA-MA-SQUEEZ!

by Juice and Biggie March 8, 2008

Mayo Squeez

When after a guy cums, he takes his condem out, pokes a hole in it, then lets the girl suck the cum out from the condom.

dude your sister totaly wanted a mayo squeez with mexican bean dip on the side.

by captn mayo November 28, 2009

Squeeze Burger

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.

"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."

by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Squeezing toothpaste

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023

Squeezy Hand

When shaking hands with someone and one person exerts extreme pressure in efforts to establish dominance as the "Alpha" person.

"He gave me the squeezy hand to let me know he was the the boss".

by MrFritz August 20, 2013