Heebity Squeets

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.

Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.

by RageKage August 27, 2006

squeetard

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.

"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."

by Citronic October 21, 2008

squeehawed

slightly crooked.

My crack head neighbor's teeth are squeehawed

by youramonkeybuttbirdbrain February 28, 2011

Squeta

A derivative of the Spanish weta, or white girl, a squeta is a white girl that squirts.

Yo holmes, did you see that weta in the grocery store yesterday? Jimmy told me she's a squeta for real!

by Straightup July 23, 2012

squeeza

It's a Fanagalo word (language that developed in the minefields of South Africa) meaning sister-in-law.

But it can be used as a loose term to refer to a female friend or acquaintance. Maybe even your girlfriend.

"aita squeeza, lets go catch a movie"

by jefry January 15, 2008

squeeably cute

Similar to "squeezably cute", except rather than inviting a squeeze, the object or person in question prompts an individual to make a "squee!" noise instead.

Jemma: "Lookie here! I drew a little anime bunny!"
Annie: "OMG that is sooo squeeably cute!"
Kate: "Squeeeeeeee!"

by omgnakedpeople January 4, 2009

Squeejaw

adjective meaning cock-eyed, crooked, or generally just deviant from the ideal.

You parked the car a little squeejaw. It'll be hard to get my car in the tiny space you left me.

by the Lonely Ghost April 2, 2010