squatters

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.

When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it

by Forensicator May 2, 2006

squaterpotamus

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.

Hey Bob, have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I lent it to Mia the other day. She said she returned it, but I can’t find my Squaterpotamus anywhere!

by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019

squater

1. At one time a welcome guest who has overstayed his/her welcome.

2. One who hovers over as if to guard. Sometimes a sexual partner from what you intended as a one night stand, or that you dumped and won't take a hint, can become a squater and soon become a cockblocker.

Dude, you said your cousin was just gonna be here for a couple of days. He's become a squater and has been here two weeks now.

I thought I would just fuck her once, but now she keeps squating on me at the club and is becoming a real cockblock.

by hotbuddha December 28, 2005

squatters

bastards who steal domain names then procede to ransom them for ungodly amounts of money.

A cyber-squatter registered my domain name before I could. That bastard!

by mEtHOs April 14, 2003

squater

Noun. A beat up car in the illadel usally a buick, osmobile or a cutty. A lil something to roll in while your on the come up

I'm gonna cop a squater; so I can stack my dough, car notes are for suckas.

by Ken215 June 26, 2006

squatters

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.

Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!

by JennyGee January 13, 2006

squater

one a' dem guyz dat dont gotta houz so dey try go inda bushes an' dey try like make one houz outta cardbor' and shit like ova' at ma'a'laia docks. den dee guy dat ons da propahtee try make 'em go way.

PROPER MAINLANDER ENGLISH VERSION: A homeless individual who obtains the need for destandardized housing so he trespasses onto another individuals property and attepts to live there undetected.

Ho shit dat one bruddah owns dah pineapple fields finda bucha squattahs (squaters) in hees place!

by who the fuck knows? January 29, 2006