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Strahm-squashed

IN BRIEF: Crushed, for real -- or for-real squashed, crushed squashed, smashed squashed.
NOTE: Strahm-squashed refers to Special Agent Peter Strahm getting squashed to death by the coverging walls at the end of Saw V as Hoffman safely looks on in the glass box (Strahm thought he trapped him in), which lowers into the floor for safety as the walls in the room begin to close, making Strahm trapped, as a result, mangly squashing him to death.

Unfortunately, Strahm failed to hear out the whole tape when when the tape told him to get in the glass box to save his life, causing Strahm to ignore the rule, as a result, making him fail the test, causing his fate. To tell you the truth, he was death-trapped anyway, whether it was the glass box or the converging walls.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 5, 2010
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Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet
I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.
by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006
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Starfish Squishee

n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.
Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.
by cookie1964 February 14, 2013
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squashetti

Tonight we are having squashetti for dinner.”
by Squashetti February 17, 2020
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squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.
I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.
by Break the Cycle March 21, 2007
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Squashed

When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.
Bob: I'm sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It's squashed.
by Los Angelina May 11, 2009
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Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.
I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.
by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011
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