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Squaping

To vape with female ejaculate. Simply wring out the sheets and decant into your atomiser tank. Whack up the voltage and away you go! Experiment with various blends if you're feeling adventurous.
"So yeah man, I met Charlotte the Harlot the other week. She squirted like a fucking fountain on my fags, so she said I could borrow her vape if I smoked her juices !!! So we sat squaping together . Totally hot !!"
by HarlotAndIdiot November 16, 2017
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Squaring

When the fluids from a squirting female are collected and poured back inside of her.

In math, the inverse of a "sqrt" (square root) is a square (x^2). It then follows that to undo a "sqrt'ing", you must perform "squaring."
"I don't know, squirting seems gross to me."
'Just do some squaring afterwards, it cancels out!'
by labazZz June 26, 2018
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squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.
Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.
by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006
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squeaming

verb (used without object), squeamed, squeaminig.
1. to wriggle, writhe , cringe, or curl your toes in disgust
2. to feel or display discomfort, distress, or disgust, embarrassment, pain, etc.:

noun
3. the act of being squeamish; a squeaming or wriggling movement.
He was seen squeaming whilst watching the surgeon cut into the patients brain.
by slothgirl69 October 26, 2017
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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
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Squaring

Me: ALEX! Where were you? I was waiting for you.
Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring

Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️
by Bobby 😂 February 12, 2020
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Squeaming

Putting cream cheese in a girl's cleavage, and then titty-fucking her.
Did you hear? David was totally squeaming with Kesha last night!
by JollyRancherAfrica May 10, 2011
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