Squat rot

The funk resulting from a female not washing her gentialia on a regular basis.

Or

A generic sexually transmitted disease (i.e. chlamydia).

Easynow. If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible things: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, something called a relationship.

by BlackJacques Shellac April 22, 2010

Squat Tech

The art of making something from nothing. Creating something useful and functional from broken and otherwise useless objects found in and around a squatted building, or performed in any location by a member of the squatting community.

Examples of Squat Tech include:-

Making a Bong from a beer can and a coke bottle,
Wiring a sound system from broken stereos and discarded speakers.

by Fludence March 19, 2009

squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

sorority squat

Typically performed by sorority sisters immediately prior to a picture where one or more participants slightly bend their knees and lean on their calves with their arms regardless of whether or not people are behind them in the photo. Possibly used to accentuate the butt. Although scientists have still yet not found the origin or purpose of this tribal ritual, much discussion has been devoted to it's research.

"seriously, Becky is always bent over in all her pictures. You'd think she has scoliosis or something. I guess all those sorority squat pictures add up."

by Pinetar321 October 9, 2008

Carolina Squat

The act of lifting the front end of a truck only. The gravitational assistance makes it easier for the condom to slide out of the drivers ass.

“Chad must have had a rough night. He added another two inches to his Carolina squat!!”

by count_crotchula June 16, 2021

squat plug

What lifters stick in their rectum when squatting or deadlifting to prevent them from clenching too hard

That squat plug really saved me some pain today

by cappsthelegend87 September 8, 2016

Squat Cobbler

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"

Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.

Also known as;

Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass

First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.

We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.

by Jaguart August 1, 2016